{"product_id":"coffee-t-shirt-coffee-makes-me-feel-less-murdery-funny-coffee-tee","title":"Coffee T-Shirt — \"Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery\" Funny Coffee Tee","description":"This relaxed, classic-fit tee speaks directly to anyone who survives mornings with humor and a strong cup. Soft, medium-weight cotton holds a bold, distressed-style print of a steaming cup above the cheeky line “Coffee makes me feel less murdery,” giving the shirt a playful, slightly dark-wit vibe. Wear it to lazy weekend mornings, slow café runs, or busy workdays when caffeine is compulsory. The clean crew neckline, tear-away label, and durable knit mean it stays comfortable through countless washes. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations, earns knowing laughs, and becomes a go-to layer under jackets or on its own when you need to broadcast your love of coffee and sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics for crisp sleeve, neck and front artwork with a vintage distressed look\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified materials for itch-free, safe wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45708492832828,"sku":"27514627720122120344","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45708492865596,"sku":"16650418379641957999","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45708492898364,"sku":"18423491950009376027","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45708492931132,"sku":"18048507802007576426","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45708492963900,"sku":"53072456138726223960","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45708492996668,"sku":"15107361211656445216","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":45708493029436,"sku":"35916171390879560579","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":45708493062204,"sku":"29434754415388176114","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/6301\/9324\/files\/13803128780953180927_2048.jpg?v=1782485488","url":"https:\/\/vinteege.com\/products\/coffee-t-shirt-coffee-makes-me-feel-less-murdery-funny-coffee-tee","provider":"Vinteege","version":"1.0","type":"link"}