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This soft, sturdy tee carries a bold, playful message in a vintage-inspired script: “Hair Would Only Slow Me Down.” It sits on a classic crew silhouette with a relaxed fit that reads like a statement piece for everyday wear. The medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being stiff, draping naturally for a lived-in look. Wear it on long drives, road trips, or when you’re chasing something that won’t wait for a blowout. The print uses crisp direct-to-garment and DTF techniques for clear, high-contrast lettering that pops against the shirt’s color. Tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape make it comfortable hour after hour, and OEKO-TEX® certification plus ethically sourced cotton offer peace of mind about what’s next to your skin.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable yet comfortable
- Classic crew neck with ribbed collar that holds shape
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Mixed DTF and DTG printing for sharp, detailed white lettering
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape, and OEKO-TEX® certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Hair Would Only Slow Me Down T-Shirt
$24.99
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$24.99
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Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable yet comfortable
- Classic crew neck with ribbed collar that holds shape
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Mixed DTF and DTG printing for sharp, detailed white lettering
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape, and OEKO-TEX® certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat