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This sturdy cotton tee carries a blunt, confident message without apology. The bold, distressed script across the chest reads like a badge of practicality — someone who shows up, assesses the mess, and makes it right. It wears like a lived-in favorite: medium-weight cotton that breathes year-round, a classic crew neck that keeps lines clean, and a relaxed fit that moves with you. Visible on its black canvas, the white, slightly weathered lettering reads clearly from a distance, making a low-key statement at a job site, a garage meetup, or a weekend of hands-on projects. It’s for people who want their clothing to reflect competence and a dry sense of humor. The tear-away label and stable shoulder tape keep it comfortable during long days. Built and certified for durability and safety, this shirt pairs well with work jeans, flannels, or layered under a worn flannel for cooler weather.
Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean look and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTF printing on sleeves and neck labels; DTG for main chest print — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and compliant with safety standards (2-year EU warranty)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I Fix Shit Tee — Funny Handyman Mechanic T-Shirt
$24.99
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$24.99
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Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean look and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTF printing on sleeves and neck labels; DTG for main chest print — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and compliant with safety standards (2-year EU warranty)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat