I'm Not a Person You Can Put on Speaker Phone T‑Shirt
Black / S
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This black tee speaks with bold, dry humor: a chunky, vintage-inspired white print reads “I’m not a person you can put on speaker phone.” It sits on a midweight, classic-fit shirt that keeps shape and feels substantial without being stiff. Wear it to low-key meetups, long coffee shop work sessions, or when you want to declare your boundaries without a lecture. The ribbed collar and shoulder taping keep the silhouette tidy after many washes. The print’s high-contrast, slightly distressed lettering reads like a private, sarcastic note — an inside joke shared between friends who prefer direct conversations over crowd listening.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/inner-neck graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, tested wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
I'm Not a Person You Can Put on Speaker Phone T‑Shirt
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/inner-neck graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, tested wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat