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Rough-edged retro stripes frame a deadpan line: “SHHHH — NO ONE CARES.” This tee carries quiet, sarcastic humor with a vintage vibe — faded sunset bars and distressed type that read like a private joke you wear out loud. It’s for the person who prefers eye-rolling wit over small talk: slip it on for coffee runs, laid-back shows, or evenings with friends who get the humor. The classic crew cut and relaxed silhouette let the message do the talking while keeping you comfortable all day. Durable printing and midweight cotton mean the look softens with time, not the attitude.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort
- No side seams and shoulder tape for durability and a clean drape
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main graphic; distressed vintage print effect
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety regs; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt
$24.99
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$24.99
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Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort
- No side seams and shoulder tape for durability and a clean drape
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main graphic; distressed vintage print effect
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety regs; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat