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Wear this tee when you want a little sass with your dad-pride. The soft, sturdy cotton and classic crew neck feel familiar from the first put-on—like a shout across the backyard after a chaotic morning. Playful, slightly irreverent lettering in warm retro tones gives the front a lived-in, vintage vibe that reads as both humorous and affectionate. It settles into weekend routines: coffee, lawn-mowing, carpool drops, and laughing at the kids’ latest antics. This shirt looks right under a flannel or alone on an easy Sunday; it ages with every wash and every story you add to it.
Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for comfort and durability
- Tubular, seamless body with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphics to ensure crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for scratch-free, responsibly produced wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline — made in Nicaragua and backed by a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — "Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids" Retro Graphic Tee
$24.99
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$24.99
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Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for comfort and durability
- Tubular, seamless body with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphics to ensure crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for scratch-free, responsibly produced wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline — made in Nicaragua and backed by a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat