Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery T‑Shirt
Black / S
$24.99
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This relaxed-fit tee wears like a familiar friend on mornings that need a little extra caffeine and a dark sense of humor. The distressed white graphic — a steaming cup above bold, vintage lettering that reads “COFFEE makes me feel less murdery” — sits center chest with a chalkboard-worn look that reads like a late-night diner sign. The soft, medium-weight cotton holds shape and print detail wash after wash. It layers easily under a flannel or over your favorite pajama pants, and it’s the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to share a grin and an eye-roll with fellow coffee addicts before the workday begins.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and EU 2-year warranty — ethically produced in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery T‑Shirt
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and EU 2-year warranty — ethically produced in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat