Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery T-Shirt — Funny Vintage Coffee Tee

This classic crew tee brings dry humor and everyday comfort together. The vintage-inspired front print — a steaming coffee cup set against warm retro stripes with the line “Coffee makes me feel less murdery” — reads like the wry morning mantra of someone who runs on caffeine and dark humor. The medium-weight, smooth cotton holds detailed DTG prints well so the aged colors and fine lettering stay crisp through wear. It sits relaxed at the chest and shoulders, with a ribbed collar and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape. Wear it to slow morning commutes, weekend coffee runs, or low-key hangouts when you want to say exactly how you feel without talking much.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) — durable, smooth, great for prints
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTG for main print, DTF for sleeve/inner neck details — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Fast Processing

We get to work on your order right away. Since every tee is made to order, please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

Carefully Packed

Your order is packed with care and shipped from the United States directly to your doorstep.

Returns & Exchanges

Each Vinteege tee is printed just for you, so we cannot accept returns or exchanges due to sizing. Please review our size guide before placing your order to ensure the best fit.

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