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This relaxed, classic-fit tee carries a bold, cheeky statement across the chest — a playful declaration meant to spark smiles and start conversations. The medium-weight cotton offers a soft-but-durable hand that sits comfortably all day. Clean ribbed collar and shoulder-tape keep the silhouette tidy, while the tear-away label removes itch and distraction. The slightly vintage-style lettering feels nostalgic and confident, suited to quiet coffee runs, loud gigs, and everything in between. Wear it solo with high-waist jeans or layered under a jacket for a laid-back edge that reads equal parts humor and attitude.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for breathable durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printed details for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Hair Would Only Slow Me Down Tee — Retro Bold Text Graphic T-Shirt
$24.99
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$24.99
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Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for breathable durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printed details for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat