Local Egg Dealer T-Shirt — Funny Chicken Farmer Tee

Simple, cheeky, and built for everyday wear — this classic crew tee carries a playful retro design that reads “Local Egg Dealer” beneath a sunset stripe, hen silhouette, and row of eggs. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for on early mornings at the coop, casual market runs, or relaxed weekends fixing fences. The medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being heavy; the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape steady wash after wash. Printed with crisp, durable methods, the graphic keeps its vintage-faded look while holding up to repeated wears. Wear it alone with jeans and boots, or layer it under a flannel for extra coop-ready warmth.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — retains shape and prevents stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic — crisp, detailed vintage-style print
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; tear-away label for scratch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Fast Processing

We get to work on your order right away. Since every tee is made to order, please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.

Carefully Packed

Your order is packed with care and shipped from the United States directly to your doorstep.

Returns & Exchanges

Each Vinteege tee is printed just for you, so we cannot accept returns or exchanges due to sizing. Please review our size guide before placing your order to ensure the best fit.

Something Wrong?

If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us as soon as possible. We'll make it right and ensure you're taken care of.