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This classic cotton tee carries a wry, outdoorsy sentiment: bold white text across the chest reads "IT'S NOT PARENTING. IT'S WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT." The relaxed, crew-neck silhouette and medium-weight fabric make it comfy for long days chasing little ones or chasing trails. It feels lived-in without being sloppy: the ribbed collar keeps shape, shoulder taping prevents stretching, and a tear-away label keeps the neck scratch-free. Built to last with ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certified materials, this shirt balances rugged humor with everyday durability — the sort of tee you reach for when you want to be comfortable and say something that makes fellow parents (and wilderness fans) laugh.
Product features
- 100% cotton solids; medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a clean look
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG on main chest graphic
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Parenting Wildlife Management Tee — "It's Not Parenting. It's Wildlife Management." T-Shirt
$24.99
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Product features
- 100% cotton solids; medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a clean look
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG on main chest graphic
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat