Vintage 'Hair Would Only Slow Me Down' T-Shirt
Black / S
$24.99
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This relaxed cotton tee carries a playful, vintage vibe — a soft black canvas for a retro-striped slogan that reads “Hair Would Only Slow Me Down.” It feels like a wink to anyone who values speed, freedom, and a little rebellious humor. Lightweight but durable, the shirt sits comfortably with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, slipping easily into weekend rides, open-road playlists, or lazy afternoons with friends. The distressed, sunset-inspired print gives it a lived-in look that blends with worn denim, biker jackets, or layered looks for cooler evenings. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people smile without saying much.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for breathable, lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Vintage 'Hair Would Only Slow Me Down' T-Shirt
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for breathable, lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat